FAULKNER, jeremy axel

[jeremy axel faulkner]

* jeremy axel faulkner ,
will we ever get what we deserve?.

twenty two - xmatthewx - the guardians

SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Hey my name is Jeremy Axel Faulkner.. Uh, just call me Jeremy, or Jay. Nicknames, well for the longest time I used to be called plug, because I have huge plugs in my ears, then I switched to tunnels.. It still stuck so yeah, call me what you want. My dad's name was Jeremy, and my grandfather's name was Axel, so.. Yeah. I have no idea what the actual name means. So, yeah. My name is Jeremy, what's yours?

AND JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Wow, you never told me your name. That's classy. Um, I'm twenty two. Got beef with that? Well I'm a vegetarian, so too bad! I was born on October Third, no one got me anything for my birthday. The assholes. Just kidding.

JUST TO MAKE SURE - MALE OR FEMALE?
I'm too hairy to be a woman. Even a hairy woman. I have a penis. Does that help? Still? Fuck. Man. I'm a man, dude.

WHICH WAY DO YOU SWING?
I like women. Why don't I want to try the other side.. There's things you just know, personal truths if you will. I've never tried sucking a dick, or having / shoving a dick into someone's / my ass.. I know I don't want it. It's like.. Why don't you like getting attacked by a grizzly bear, yeah.. Ya never have tried it, but... You know you wouldn't like it. I'm pretty sure a personal truth is more deep than that though.

WHO DO YOU MOST LOOK LIKE, AND WHY?
Legend has it I look like the dashing vocalist xMatthewx from MyChildrenMyBride, ya know!? Hahah, I don't get where they see it.. Maybe the size of my plugs, yeah.. I suppose. Maybe it's my huge fucking nose. Wait, that's a valid possibility SHIT. Anyways, I'm about five feet, ten inches. I'm not that built but I have enough muscle to take down a bro or two. As for piercings I have plugs bigger than most people's, I have dual high nostril piercings, and snakebites. They all didn't hurt too bad. Kids, you see the black around my tunnels? It's called electrical tape. It's the only way you can ensure your ear doesn't blow out. I say-- Wrap it around twice every two weeks until you get to your desired size. I'm working on getting mine to two inches. Yes. I want plugs bigger than your face.

WHAT ARE YOU INTO?
Okay so I really dig freezepops-- Not any kind of freezpops mind you-- BLUE freezepops. They are so fucking delicious! You should try it if you haven't. They are really the most epic food ever. I know, I know.. It's flavored ice. It doesn't matter though! Delicious is delicious, and that satiates my tastebuds in the only way it knows how. Hahah okay, that was borderline psycho. I also dig everything about my band. The fans, the friends, the bandmates, the road, the shows, everything. You name it, I'm into it. I find touring probably the sexiest thing out there, almost as sexy as females on tour. I don't care if they are a mercher or a musician. A girl riding out in this fucking shit is hot as hell to me. If I wasn't so protective of Adrella, I'd probably ask her to go out with me. Oh! I love, love, love straightedge kids. They are so fucking rad, haha. Yeah, I'm edge. I love seeing edge people at shows. I dig nicktoons from the nineties. You maybe going "uhhh fuck what?". It's true. Truer than the fist hiding behind Chuck Norris's beard. Nothing puts me in a good mood quite like nicktoons from the nineties. Rocko's Modern Life, Aah! Real Monsters, Angry Beavers, Ren and Stimpy, Kablam!, Rugrats, Rocket Power. Those are my shows right there. Hahaha. I'm really into skateboarding, bmx, and four wheeling as well. I guess it's just when I used to go up to New Hampshire during the summer I did a lot of that. Hahah, pathetic excuse, but true nonetheless. I'm a big fan of drawing too. I design all my tattoos, and I designed my friends' ones too. It's fun, if I wasn't in a band, trust me.. I'd be doing that. OH. How could I forget this? I'm a major fucking gamer. I play Call of Duty more than anyone else I know. I was a nerd in highschool. Complete with acne, and liking foreign music. I still do! Hahaha, mainly it's obscure Japanese Hardcore/Grindcore bands. OH I ALSO LOVE THOSE HUGE HARDCORE DUDES WHO PLAYS WHOSE TOUGHEST AT SHOWS. I'm tempted to just trip one of them while they are dancing, but chances are they will kick me in the colon. I love honesty, nothing makes me happier then when people are being real and honest, and being open with who they are. Seriously. One way to piss me off is being fake. Not a fan of it. I also like girls with body modification. I also like poppunk music. OHMYGOD I'M SUCH A POSER LOLOLOLOL -FAPFAPFAP-!!11111!! ...... No seriously. I do love hardcore, but pop punk is fun. New Found Glory is sexy. I'd bang Jordan if I was gay. Just saying. Honestly though, I don't fap, or talk like that.. Ever. I'm kind of a literate nazi. I know that isn't funny. I'm Jewish. Not that I practice the religion of my people. Oh yeah! You know that girl in Twilight!? Not Bella. The cute little one. Alice or whatever, the girl who plays her is a real cutie. Just saying.


AND WHAT AREN’T YOU INTO?
OKAYOKAYOKAY. You know what I really can't stand? You know what I really can't stand? Smurfette. Yeah, I said it. She's a fucking whore, You can't go around the town and bang everyone. Seriously, and the fact she sucks Papa Smurf's dick while everyone else has a bukkake session on her!? Okay.. It's clear I need to get laid when I'm talking about shit like that. Anyways, I'm not a fan of bigots.. I'm really not into religion. Not religion itself, but it's followers. You have people killing themselves in the name of a God they usually in one point or another aren't even sure of that 'God's entire existance. Yet they are willing to die, to make others feel horrible, and picket funerals in the name of their 'God'. The same God that wants us all to get along and treat everyone with respect. I believe in a higher power, but I will never sell out to unintelligence just to belong to a crowd of unfit morons following a book that is an oxymoron within itself. Let's look at the bible. It abhors homosexuality, yet says incest is fine. Yeah, start actually reading it. Anyways, I loathe green flavored freezepops they taste like asphalt, and are totally gross. Just saying. I hate slaughter houses. Seriously, it's called free range for a reason. It tastes better, there isn't shit in it. True, I'm a vegetarian. My friends eat meat though, and I'm fine with it. As long as it's free range. What? You do realize slaughter houses process the beef with ammonia right? Yeah, they are processing your beef with windex. Now take a bite of that fucking cheeseburger. I hate my parents for treating my sister like a sack of dog dookie. Speaking of Dookie, great cd by Green Day. See? I ramble. I hate when people blow their ears out. It looks so fucking gross. I don't blame the people, I blame the idiots who sell them the jewelry. I don't like grown ass dudes beating the shit out of girls, or kids weaker than them. Be it because they are 'scene', or they are wearing girls pants. Seriously, this whole 'no clit in the pit' shit has to go. I've seen it at one or two venues, and I'm not about it. Girls? Come fucking dance at my shows. Any dude who hits you on purpose has to answer to me. The alternative scene was about us all being rejects, and leaving the mainstream- Treat each other equally, and keep it safe bros, and dolls. I really can't stand dudes who act like a dick because of money, style, or just because they can. Wanna know something? Your shit stinks, your attitude is weak, and you're hiding something from the outside world. Take down the mask, and get real. Oh yeah, I hate when I see kids at shows, and they are talking shit about other bands. Just because they aren't your style doesn't give you a right to talk about them. Even if you are playing the same show as them. Show some fucking respect.

WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT?
I like to think I'm really good at what I do. What do I do? I listed that before. I do screaming/pigsquealing/shit-eating grinning/fan greeting, and I hope I do a good job at that. So far I've gotten no complaints, but ya never know. I'm really good at video games, then again.. It's hard to suck at them. I like to think I'm easy to talk to as well, and I'm good at listening. Again, you'd have to ask someone else about that though. I know I'm a damn good artist, like.. Draw-er. I'm a good tattoo artist too. Oh yeah! I'm good at giving advice! At least, the people I have given advice to haven't complained yet!

AND WHAT ARE YOU NOT SO GOOD AT?
Oh shit.. Well, I'm not good with the whole confidence thing. I tend to fake it, and I overexaggerate. Making it seem as though I'm the most open person in the world.. Truth is, I'm kinda hesitant when it comes to meeting people. Fans is one thing, but other bands. I'm not that open, I'm friendly but.. Friendly at an arms length. I want to be open, but it's really hard for me. I'm also easily angered. As mellow as I am, it doesn't take much to set me off, and I get extremely vicious during those situations. To the point where I'll beat someone into a bloody pulp and walk away with a grin on my face. Yeah, I know. That's pretty fucked up. I also cannot deny my brother and sister.. Ever. They are the only family I consider I have. My mother and father are cunts so it comes easy for me to just cast them out of my life. Seriously though, my brother and sister control me. If they told me to quit this tour and come back home? I would.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
Yeah.. I actually do. I had this girl, Jessica. Damn, I was in love with her.. I ended up getting her pregnant; the condom ripped. Well, I talked her into getting an abortion. I regret that with my whole fucking heart. I wish I could just fix things, but.. Yeah. The kid is gone, and nothing will ever fix that. My other secret is that I'm trying to get custody of my sister, Amelia. My parents are abusing her mentally, and I just want to get her out of there.. But do it in a stealthy way? If that makes sense.

WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF MOST?
I'm petrified of losing the people I'm close to. Like, I'm so afraid of them dying. I don't want to be alone. I really don't like being alone. If I lost my brother or sister... I'd be.. I don't even fucking know. I can't think about that. I'd probably end up crying for like.. Months.

IF YOU HAD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN FIFTEEN WORDS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE?
Ahaahahah shit. I suck at this. Okay. Goofy, friendly, happy, worrying, focused, distracting, intelligent, stupid, odd, gullible, straightedge, loving, soulless, monster, human.

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